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【中国观察2021年10月18日讯】
唐纳德-J-川普
安德鲁-麦凯布的所有福利、养老金、工资等，刚刚被司法部完全恢复，这难道不可怕吗？这是对我们国家的又一嘲弄。除其他事项外，麦凯布的妻子在希拉里-克林顿和民主党人接受调查时收到了数十万美元的竞选捐款，当然，这很快就被撤销了。对于曾经的传奇联邦调查局来说，这是多么糟糕的一章啊！我不愿意看到它发生，那么多优秀的人在那里工作。接下来，彼得-斯特佐克和丽莎-佩奇这对恋人将因他们的所作所为而获奖，而亨特-拜登将因他所做的一切而获得一份干净的健康证明，每个人都将收到一幅以亨特-拜登为灵感的美丽画作作为报酬，在当地的艺术画廊以50万美元出售。虽然我以前从未画过画，但亨特激励我立即开始画画，因为我一直觉得自己在这方面有天赋，肯定能得到每张画布至少200万美元，而且可能更多。我将立即开始。我们的国家歪打正着!
唐纳德-J-川普
唐纳德-J-川普
正在努力争取非常受欢迎和有能力的威斯康星州前议员肖恩-达菲竞选州长。他将是非常棒的! 作为一名冠军运动员，肖恩热爱威斯康星州的人民，他几乎是无可匹敌的。他的妻子瑞秋也是一个不可思议的人。他们都做得很好，所以这将是一个很大的牺牲，但希望这将是为伟大的威斯康星州和它优秀的、勤劳的人民做出的牺牲。奔跑吧，肖恩，奔跑吧! (关于伟大的赫歇尔-沃克的一个小插曲。)
Donald J. Trump
Isn’t it terrible that all of Andrew McCabe’s benefits, pensions, salary, etc., were just fully reinstated by the Justice Department? This is yet another mockery to our Country. Among other things, McCabe’s wife received hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from Hillary Clinton and the Democrats while Crooked Hillary was under investigation, which was quickly dropped, of course. What a bad chapter this has been for the once storied FBI—I hate to see it happening, so many GREAT people work there. Next thing you know the two lovers, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, will be getting awards for what they did, and Hunter Biden will be given a clean bill of health on everything done by him, with everyone to receive as payment a beautiful Hunter Biden inspired painting selling at your local art gallery for $500,000. While I have never painted before, Hunter has inspired me to immediately begin painting because I’ve always felt I have a talent at that, and could surely get at least $2 million dollars per canvas—and probably a lot more. I will begin immediately. Our Country is crooked as hell!Donald J. Trump
Working hard to get very popular and capable Former Congressman Sean Duffy of Wisconsin to run for Governor. He would be fantastic! A champion athlete, Sean loves the people of Wisconsin, and would be virtually unbeatable. His wife, Rachel, is likewise an incredible person. They are both doing very well, so this would be a big sacrifice, but hopefully it will be a sacrifice that will be made for the Great State of Wisconsin and its wonderful, hardworking people. Run Sean, Run! (A little spin-off on the great Herschel Walker.)